Party of God

Party of God

You wouldn’t think it would take Him four shots to pick a winner.

So Long, Rick Perry

So Long, Rick Perry

Mediocre polling numbers in South Carolina – following lousy showings in Iowa and New Hampshire – finally convinced Texas Governor Rick Perry to drop out of the GOP presidential race.

Perry’s Feast

Perry’s Feast

The trouble with this country is government largesse! Burp.

Rick Perry, a Lousy Amigo

Rick Perry, a Lousy Amigo

Now that he’s seeking national office, he’s throwing Latinos under the bus to gain support from the tea party and far-right conservatives.

So You Think You Can be President?

So You Think You Can be President?

Likening Social Security to a Ponzi scheme was the least crazy thing Perry said during the recent debate among Republican presidential candidates.

Loose American Screws

Loose American Screws

Gov. Rick Perry has expressed sympathy for the right of Texas to secede from the Union.

Perry’s Prayer-Palooza

Perry’s Prayer-Palooza

I’m fairly certain that God doesn’t want anything to do with this goober’s show.